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Claim 2014 Or Nah? How The Year I Claimed Is Already Off To A Bad Start
10 years ago

Claim 2014 Or Nah? How The Year I Claimed Is Already Off To A Bad Start

Suis aussi tanné! » If I had a dollar for every time I’d said that this week, I’d be richer than all of Forbes’ list put together. When I find …
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I Have An Std
10 years ago

I Have An Std

*Phone rings*. “Hello?” “Hello may I speak to Olivia Wilson?” “This is she, how may I help you?” “Hi, Olivia this is Dr. So and So from the health department, …
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Promise Fulfilled
10 years ago

Promise Fulfilled

It was my third one that week.

I wanted to make sure that the information I was getting was accurate — so I took three.

Third time’s a charm …
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The Silent Tears In My Womb, From My Unborn Children
10 years ago

The Silent Tears In My Womb, From My Unborn Children

The sins of your youth come with a price.

At the age of 19 and 22 I was not ready to be a mother. I should have listened to my …
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Brown Paper Bag
10 years ago

Brown Paper Bag

It had become common practice at our house to retreat to our respective bedrooms the minute we saw the 1997 Chevy Impala pull into the driveway.

No one wanted …
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Two Epidurals And A Pitocin Drip Later
10 years ago

Two Epidurals And A Pitocin Drip Later

Nine hours, two epidurals and a pitocin drip later, I couldn’t feel the contractions or my toes. With my mother on my left and my boyfriend on the right side, …
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Don’t Call Me Crazy
10 years ago

Don’t Call Me Crazy

Don’t call me crazy.

That word holds deeper meaning than your loose analysis of my “erratic” behavior.

As a child, crazy was taboo, an insult. An unforgiving word used …
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I Used To Laugh At Women Who Let Themselves Go After Marriage, Then I Got Married
10 years ago

I Used To Laugh At Women Who Let Themselves Go After Marriage, Then I Got Married

Six-pack Propped tits Red lips Tight butt High heels Restrained tongue LBD Two degrees Sharp Smooth legs Successful Happy Close Cute Comprising Sleep on a satin pillow with a smile …
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Please Keep Loving Me Until It’s Not So Hard
10 years ago

Please Keep Loving Me Until It’s Not So Hard

I’m sick. But it’s not the kind of sick that you can see. It’s not the kind that you can just take a pill for a couple of days or …
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I Won’t Let That B$#%h Breathe
10 years ago

I Won’t Let That B$#%h Breathe

There’s a monster under my bed and she’s raging to come out. Kicking and screaming, twisting the bed springs up through my mattress so that they leave tiny holes in …
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