Suis aussi tanné! » If I had a dollar for every time I’d said that this week, I’d be richer than all of Forbes’ list put together. When I find …
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*Phone rings*. “Hello?” “Hello may I speak to Olivia Wilson?” “This is she, how may I help you?” “Hi, Olivia this is Dr. So and So from the health department, …
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It was my third one that week.
I wanted to make sure that the information I was getting was accurate — so I took three.
Third time’s a charm …
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The sins of your youth come with a price.
At the age of 19 and 22 I was not ready to be a mother. I should have listened to my …
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It had become common practice at our house to retreat to our respective bedrooms the minute we saw the 1997 Chevy Impala pull into the driveway.
No one wanted …
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Nine hours, two epidurals and a pitocin drip later, I couldn’t feel the contractions or my toes. With my mother on my left and my boyfriend on the right side, …
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Don’t call me crazy.
That word holds deeper meaning than your loose analysis of my “erratic” behavior.
As a child, crazy was taboo, an insult. An unforgiving word used …
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Six-pack Propped tits Red lips Tight butt High heels Restrained tongue LBD Two degrees Sharp Smooth legs Successful Happy Close Cute Comprising Sleep on a satin pillow with a smile …
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I’m sick. But it’s not the kind of sick that you can see. It’s not the kind that you can just take a pill for a couple of days or …
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There’s a monster under my bed and she’s raging to come out. Kicking and screaming, twisting the bed springs up through my mattress so that they leave tiny holes in …
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