Before You ‘Surfboard’: The Truth About Juicy + Smelly Vaginas

This morning we had a fun + informational Twitter chat about vaginas. Although it was a funny one, it was one that I’m sure benefited a lot of people. The conversation brought us 100+ Twitter Followers and over 200 impressions. Juicy Vagina? Smelly Vagina? You’ll enjoy this conversation! =)

extra juicy vagina? please invest in cotton underwear. save yourself from yeast infections + bacteria vaginitis this summer.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

foul-smelling vagina? often times, it's a result of poor diet. start eating less meat, and more fruit. drinking less milk, and more water.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

my gynecologist + I have great relationship. he says 80% of the women who come in during summer have BV. cotton panties are your friend.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

also, soaking once a week for 5-10 minutes, in a CLEAN bathtub works wonders. warm water with raw sea salt and/or apple cider vinegar.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

vagina therapy.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

non-cotton underwear increases perspiration and retention of heat and moisture. the perfect environment for funk + failure.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

it's okay to wear silk panties. but everyday is setting your vagina up to be the perfect ecosystem — greenhouse if you will, for bacteria.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

this conversation is uncomfortable, I know. but I rather the conversation be uncomfortable than my queendom.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

as @dhealthstore says: "you can't cover funk with fragrance."

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

fellas, if you spend a lot of your time inside of vaginas you may want to educate yourself on how to care for them.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

vagina juice isn't always nutritious.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

(side note: I also did @dhealthstore 's full body detox which got my body right + made my vagina game proper. http://t.co/GuRbfwNMiN )

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

your health is your greatest wealth.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

you spent hundreds on weave for one head last year, but how much did you spend on your vaginal health? how many 'heads' did you have?

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

RT @fromawildflower the vagina may feel good, but how does it smell? taste? pic.twitter.com/hfYxQd0eBD

— McDreamy✨ (@eloquentboi) April 12, 2014

Non-Cotton Panties, 5 for $25. 100% Organic Cotton Panties, A pack of 3-8 for $10. Targèt that thang.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

And I know this may also be annoying but: switch out your tampon with a pad from time to tome. Tampons clog ya' up, suffocating the vag'.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/SweetFaceTrishy/status/455033718324072448

Let it breathe.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

And don't be afraid to let go of old panties ladies. I get it, you've been rocking those ol' faithfuls since the early 90's, but it's time.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

@fromawildflower Lol I was just saying, a vagina is like a greenhouse.

— sabby. (@sabrinadunn) April 12, 2014

There's bacteria levels to your s#%*. Fact: There's about a tenth of a gram of poop in the average pair of underwear.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

"If you wash a load of just underwear, there will be about 100 million E. coli in the wash water.. may transmit to the next load of laundry"

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

"There's about a tenth of a gram of poop in the average pair of underwear," Charles Gerba, a professor of microbiology at the Uni of Arizona

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/Ratch_Jacobs/status/455033833444761601

Use $30 of your tax refund towards new panties, that's all I'm assking.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

“@fromawildflower: fellas, if you spend a lot of your time inside of vaginas you may want to educate yourself on how to care for them.”?

— CopperRed NativeMuur (@Officially_Aluv) April 12, 2014

@fromawildflower omg! Ewww!

— MixedChick fr London (@UrbanNaturelle) April 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/shegottawriteit/status/455032478374170624

So much education coming from @fromawildflower this lovely Instagram-less afternoon

— Stacy-Ann Ellis (@stassi_x) April 12, 2014

Fact: You should NOT go into the restroom after someone and be HIT with a gust of warmth + the smell of vagina funk.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

If you do, press charges. Assault.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

Anyways y'all, it's been real. Make the world a better place by retweeting the timeline. Get the word out there.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

"Don't play in the garden & don't smell her flowers." –Lil Wayne RT @fromawildflower the vagina may feel good, but how does it smell? taste?

— Erica Nichole (@EDotNichole) April 12, 2014

Retweet for your friends, fauxs, and the -.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

But most importantly, touch the lurkers.

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014

more truths can be found at: + black girls are easy http://t.co/uwQV7MQQYj + from a wildflower http://t.co/yJxRaT4Wa0

— fromawildflower.com⠀ (@fromawildflower) April 12, 2014